GUYS. THIS IS AN ARTICLE I WROTE FOR THOUGHT CATALOG AND THEY ACTUALLY PUBLISHED IT. THEY ACTUALLY PUBLISHED SOMETHING I WROTE. HOLY CRAP.
You tell us that you’re nice guys, and it’s our fault that you can’t seem to hold our attention.
You tried to prove that chivalry wasn’t dead by holding the door open for us and by paying for an incredibly expensive dinner we didn’t ask for when we were in the bathroom, so we couldn’t even offer to split the bill. You looked disappointed when I squeezed past you to get into the doorway of the popular, crowded café – what, you’re angry I didn’t thank you making sure the door didn’t slam in my face? Would you be upset if there was a man behind you, and he didn’t offer thanks? Would you have held the door for a man in the first place?
I probably shouldn’t have mentioned the ex on the first date, but that should set off warning bells in your head anyway. Maybe I’m…
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